Holiday Season in Italia (From a Friend Abroad)

November 27, 2011

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Holiday Season in Italia (From a Friend Abroad)

It’s been four months since I’ve tasted authentic home-cooking made with grandfatherly love, three months since I’ve had any sort of annoying homework assignment that’s worth procrastinating for, two months since I’ve gotten lost trying to find my way through Venice, and two hours since I’ve stuffed myself full with pasta, strudel, and any sort of carb-loaded food imaginable. The Italian way of life is something I had romanticized and dreamt about for the last two years of my college life, and finally being here has given me the stark, naked, unadulterated reality of what this way of life really means. I’m not saying this experience for me in Italy is a big, fat, obnoxious nightmare, because it isn’t; I actually wouldn’t trade this experience for the world. It was a few nights ago when I had a night-time talk with my roomie when she mentioned to me how, in 30 years, we’d be considered old. Thirty years. . . man, that doesn’t even sound that far away anymore, especially when I compare it to my kindergarten days when I thought I’d never be as old as my parents, and high school was a fantasy land that big kids go when they get tired of playing with us little kids. Ever since then, I started to realize how the funny, too-crazy-to-make-up, almost-impossible-to-grasp experiences that have happened to me so far are the stories that I’ll be telling to my future children (if I end up having any) or, if we’re talking about the not-so-distant future, to my friends and my family when I get back to my land of burgers and BBQs. . . the big, beautiful, obesely supersized USA. That was why, last night, as I walked through the newly Christmas-decorated streets of Padova, my modernly old-fashioned Italian city, I stopped taking all the beautiful things around me for granted. I took everything in like a tourist that had one day in this city. I let the snowflake-shaped Christmas lights possess me with the holiday spirit in the best way possible and ate my chunk of elitist-restaurant tiramisu as if it had been my first course, and not that huge wheel of pumpkin, porcini pizza I had consumed just a few minutes before.

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Mythos Photo Series #1: A family plot, testicles, and Love goddess Aphrodite

November 26, 2011

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Mythos Photo Series #1

Each photo of the Greek sky will be accompanied with one mythological tale. According to Greek myth, Gaia, the earth, was born from Chaos. Without a male partner, she gave birth to Uranus (Sky), Ourea (Mountains) and Pontus (Sea). With her own sone Uranus, she gave birth to the twelve Titans who Uranus ardently loathed and crammed them inside of Gaia (talk about major cramps!). Gaia devised a plot to have one of her children to kill Uranus so she would not have to suffer, and Cronus, the later father of Zeus, gleefully volunteered. Stealthily, as Uranus was about to have sex with Gaia, Cronus cut off his genitals. The genitals were then thrown into the sea and supposedly turned into love goddess Aphrodite!

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Something to blame

November 12, 2011

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You'll never be the same And I have nothing to give But I got some words to chew so listen while I spew and spit my advice I know you don't want to hear but just lend an ear though I know your weak I just want to speak my mind is made up about life and love and its like this

What it means to be split

November 12, 2011

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You think that man is schiz Because of the words he spits But you don’t know the half of it, its something you can’t describe Hard to contrive a picture, but a poem may do So let me spell it out for you: Schiz puts you in the pits– the sun keeps it at bay… [Read more…]

Drowning in a gene cesspool

November 12, 2011

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Because I'm afraid that my soul will shrink that your blood is fodder for demons to eat me alive don't you see I want to survive to thrive to dive into life and love

Being an Amateur Robin Hood

September 3, 2011

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Robinhood was a skilled, cunning, proficient archer, and a famous figure of English folklore and fantasy. But mainly: he stole from the rich, and gave to the poor. How would this play out in modern times? You would probably need access to an upper-class gated community you could steal from, avoiding the neighborhood dogs and… [Read more…]

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